This is why this act should never be random.
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Be wearing some sexy lingerie and be feeling good after the awesome dinner he made.Īgree to the anal, only knowing full and well, the two of you have some awesome plans for the next night. He needs to have cooked you dinner, and you have to be doing some kinky stuff to go along with this night.
Honestly, it should sort of be planned, so you have an ample amount of lube located bedside. Anal should happen, ironically, on a romantic night. But when done right, with a whole lot of lube, it’s not all that bad, or so I hear.Īnal should occur after being in a relationship for at least three months, if you still want to be respected afterward. Physically, it makes sense, but this is the only hole in the body without natural lubrication, so it just doesn’t seem all that natural. Anal sex has a lot of negative connotations associated with it. What every guy talks about but rarely gets to experience. But if she winds up doing it? Well, you’re dating a whore.Īh, the infamous sexual act. So leave the feces and the urine for the toilet, with the girl waiting outside. Similar to a golden shower, call me a square, but excrement just doesn’t seem very sexual to me. I must say, that doesn’t seem like the right time for a blow job. This happened to a friend of mine while he was at a family party. A blumpkin is when the girl is giving the guy head, while he’s taking a stuff on the toilet. This is something I don’t even think a lot of guys would want to occur. This way, it’s basically the same as a full day at the spa.īlumpkins. So receive the facial if he agrees to give you a massage after, involving lotion, candles, and at least a half hour. Facials show the guy you are willing to please him since, let’s face it, you get nothing out of this. It’s only appropriate to let him do the facial after you have been giving him head (and he’s been reciprocating) for at least a month. You need to know he has a lot of respect for you, and that’s top priority. So, when is it okay to allow him to do this? Obviously, the guy has to ask politely, and it should be after you guys have been hooking up for some time. In case you somehow don’t know, a facial is when the guy ejaculates on your face. No I’m not talking about that gorgeous day spent at the spa, or who knows, maybe I am if that’s where you guys choose to do it.
Read about the appropriate times to engage in these acts, after the jump. If you try to perform these acts at the wrong time, stuff could hit the fan and get awkward. Some of the sexual acts I listed below are straight up degrading, while the others may be fun to try, but all in due time. These girls tend to ruin it for the rest of us classy ladies because guys could easily say “Well, the last girl I was with (AKA who he watched on TV) did it…so I thought you would want to.” Most of the time, this assumption is wrong, unless your girl is super kinky (which, some of us are). We all hear about those girls who do it all – also known as porn stars.